My Fake Plastic Christmas Tree

Official Lyrics - My Fake Plastic Christmas Tree


Verse Chords   A Em7
Chorus Chords  D A Em7 A

Intro
Some people like
A real Christmas tree
But the trouble the fuss
Well it’s not for me

So I drove past the tree lots
Down to the Mega Mart
And that’s where I bought
My fake plastic Christmas tree

Verse 1
You don’t smell like needles
You don’t smell like pine
‘Cause you smell like plastic
And for me that’s just fine

‘Cause your needles don’t fall
And you never need water
You stay fresh like you should
And green like you ought-ta

Chorus
Oh Ho Oh Ho
My fake plastic Christmas tree
With your lights so bright
You’re always lit right
My fake plastic Christmas tree

Verse2
A pink one, a blue one
There’s more than just green
They’ve even got one
Of my favorite sports team

One for your dog
Or your cat or a mouse
If you’re like my wife
In each room of the house

Chorus
Oh Ho Oh Ho
My fake plastic Christmas tree
With your lights so bright
You’re always lit right
My fake plastic Christmas tree

Guitar Solo

Verse 3
With you star all a shine
And your lights all a glow
If I could find a way,
I’d add some fake snow

You don’t come from the woods
You don’t come from the forest
‘Cause you come from a box
Now let’s all sing the chorus


Chorus
Oh Ho Oh Ho
My fake plastic Christmas tree
With your lights so bright
You’re always lit right
My fake plastic Christmas tree

Oh Ho Oh Ho
My fake plastic Christmas tree
With your lights so bright
You’re always lit right
My fake plastic Christmas tree

My fake plastic Christmas tree