My Fake Plastic Christmas Tree

Official Lyrics - My Fake Plastic Christmas Tree


Verse Chords   A Em7
Chorus Chords  D A Em7 A

Intro
Some people like
A real Christmas tree
But the trouble the fuss
Well itís not for me

So I drove past the tree lots
Down to the Mega Mart
And thatís where I bought
My fake plastic Christmas tree

Verse 1
You donít smell like needles
You donít smell like pine
ĎCause you smell like plastic
And for me thatís just fine

ĎCause your needles donít fall
And you never need water
You stay fresh like you should
And green like you ought-ta

Chorus
Oh Ho Oh Ho
My fake plastic Christmas tree
With your lights so bright
Youíre always lit right
My fake plastic Christmas tree

Verse2
A pink one, a blue one
Thereís more than just green
Theyíve even got one
Of my favorite sports team

One for your dog
Or your cat or a mouse
If youíre like my wife
In each room of the house

Chorus
Oh Ho Oh Ho
My fake plastic Christmas tree
With your lights so bright
Youíre always lit right
My fake plastic Christmas tree

Guitar Solo

Verse 3
With you star all a shine
And your lights all a glow
If I could find a way,
Iíd add some fake snow

You donít come from the woods
You donít come from the forest
ĎCause you come from a box
Now letís all sing the chorus


Chorus
Oh Ho Oh Ho
My fake plastic Christmas tree
With your lights so bright
Youíre always lit right
My fake plastic Christmas tree

Oh Ho Oh Ho
My fake plastic Christmas tree
With your lights so bright
Youíre always lit right
My fake plastic Christmas tree

My fake plastic Christmas tree